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David Perlmutter's avatar

In Canada, we have an enormous number of doughnut chains, so these things are all very familiar to me. Except we call doughnut holes "Timbits", for the founder of the chain that leads them all.

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Wren's avatar

Thank you David, this is good to know. Print this out and you have permission to scratch out donut and write in blue ink "Timbit" above it. If anyone gives you a hard time, please tell them we talked.

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Iffi's avatar

Apple fritters are the palate cleanser between the other donut choices

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Wren's avatar

This will potentially be added to the update of the update.

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JustSomeMustard's avatar

Mustard would like to thank you for this guide. They appreciate you. Will have their human intern print this out.

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Wren's avatar

This is very good to know Mustard. Tell the intern to print a couple, so folks at the donut shop can have it as well that forgot to print.

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JustSomeMustard's avatar

Mustard will have them print a couple.

Thank you for creating this guide.

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Wren's avatar

I am doing my best Mustard

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r harp's avatar

please tell me you’ve heard the part in the weird al song Albuquerque where he just orders doughnuts for about a minute straight (exactly how this post read to me!!)

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Jude Hope Harris's avatar

Jelly donuts were made to be under a scoop of ice cream but I have never tried this because I only eat ice cream at night and only think about donuts in the morning.

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